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Priceless

A man who believed he bore the biblical “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff’s deputies arrived Saturday. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

I foresee a Darwin Honorable Mention here. Perhaps an upgrade will be made if he “knows” the Whore of Babylon.

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