EonBlue

Saw this on Pharyngula this morning:

I don’t believe in Jahweh, Buddha, Ganesh, Zeus or Allah
And I don’t believe in Limbo, Hades, Heaven or Valhalla
I don’t believe in Brahma, Karma, Aphrodite or Jupiter
I’ve read both of the Testaments but can’t say which is stupider
I’ve got no time for Odin, Ceres, Poseidon or Kingu
They’re as fictional as Sherlock Homes or Arthur Dent or Pingu
When I hear a psalm or mantra then I can’t suppress my laughter
‘Cos the one thing gods are good for is to name the plates after
I think that Christianity, Islam and Scientology
Are all a scam that preys upon a quirk of our psychology
I care not if you curse me by the names of Baal or Shiva,
For I am the very model of an Fervent Unbeliever.

- MissPrism post #634

I liked it, thought I would post it…

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