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Thanks to Pharyngula for this bit:

“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,” Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. “But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.“

Emphasis mine.

Go Huckster Go! The closer we get to election time, and the more opportunity he has to opening his pious fraud of a pie hole, the more juicy tidbits of delusional babbling we are going to get. Almost like he and Ron Paul are in a race for the Worst Campaign Ever award. Oh Joy!

Geist further noted of Huckabee that if “someone without his charm,” said that, “he’d be dismissed as a crackpot, but he’s Mike Huckabee and he’s bascially [sic] the front-runner.”

That’s fucking sad. Man, it will be amazing to see how the GOP power brokers try to get rid of this buffoon. Get your popcorn ready!

Priceless

A man who believed he bore the biblical “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff’s deputies arrived Saturday. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

I foresee a Darwin Honorable Mention here. Perhaps an upgrade will be made if he “knows” the Whore of Babylon.

Want to have the Mark?  Get some here.

…and that should tell you all you need to know about the both of ‘em.

The results of the Iowa caucuses reveal that conservative Christians remain a powerful force in American politics. That had to be a great shock to those on the far left

WTF? I don’t think anyone on the “far left” was thinking “ha ha ha the conservative christians are no longer a force in politics.” The virus that is evangelical christianity is permeating every facet of our lives, from our politics to our schools to our bedrooms to our military… we’re one major crisis away from a theocratic police state. Dobson is too full of his own dogmadogshit to realize that the rise of the Huckster is leading to the fall of God’s Own Party, though the Masters of the GOP will probably not allow this to happen. The one fear I have is that when this happens, the (currently) spineless Democrats will move to slowly to take advantage of the situation.