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Thanks to Pharyngula for this bit:

“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,” Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. “But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.“

Emphasis mine.

Go Huckster Go! The closer we get to election time, and the more opportunity he has to opening his pious fraud of a pie hole, the more juicy tidbits of delusional babbling we are going to get. Almost like he and Ron Paul are in a race for the Worst Campaign Ever award. Oh Joy!

Geist further noted of Huckabee that if “someone without his charm,” said that, “he’d be dismissed as a crackpot, but he’s Mike Huckabee and he’s bascially [sic] the front-runner.”

That’s fucking sad. Man, it will be amazing to see how the GOP power brokers try to get rid of this buffoon. Get your popcorn ready!

12 counties have now passed anti-science resolutions:

Wait a minute. Did I read that right? Eleven other counties passed anti-evolution resolutions? How in the world did that escape any real public notice until now? I’m only aware of three right now. I can understand a few school boards hiding in the shadows and only attracting the attention of their little weekly newspapers. But 12 total? TWELVE?! And here I was feeling so clever for discovering one by poking around in search engines. I feel silly now.

Please, if you live in Florida, contact your school board and let them know how you feel. These sneaky devils are going to quietly get their dogma imposed on the students, since, like roaches, the light of day causes them problems. Let’s put a condom on America’s Wang!

From Pharyngula

Priceless

A man who believed he bore the biblical “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff’s deputies arrived Saturday. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

I foresee a Darwin Honorable Mention here. Perhaps an upgrade will be made if he “knows” the Whore of Babylon.

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